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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hoon,

Or uske janay k baad who sab note Utha leta hoon

Wah Wah !! Wah ! Wah !!!

Boy: Dad! Where did all of my intelligence come from?

Father: Well! Son!! You must have gotten it from your mother because i still have mine.

What is meant by ABCDEFG… A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl

And GFEDCBA means

Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again.

Kya leker aye the..?
Kya leker jaoge..?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya… JANNAT mein bangla banaoge ?

When you are down and no one is there, don’t think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don’t just think of me. Call me up, my incoming is free.

A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you a lot…
I love you like crazy because Prime Minister says love animals !!!!

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don’t have.

Ae Dost Tu bhi likha Kar shairi
Meri tarah Tera Bhi naam hojaega
Jub Tujh pe bhi parenge Andey Aur Tamatar
To shaam ki Sabzi ka Intzaam hojaega

Every Man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.