1980 Girl & 2008 Girl
April 24th, 2008 at 8:47 pm (Jokes and Funny SMS)
1980 Girl:
Mama can i wear Jeans?
Mama: No beta log kya kahien gaye.
2008 Girl:
Mama can i wear miny skirt?
Mama: Pahan meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.
Tay Fair Main Inkar Samjhan?
April 24th, 2008 at 1:39 pm (Jokes and Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS)
Aik Marasi nay Chaudary sahib ke beti ka rishta manga.
Chaudary sahib nay us ko boht mara peeta.
Marasi utha or kapre theek kar k bola:
“Tay fair main INQAR samjhan” 
Jhak Martay Thay Kya?
April 24th, 2008 at 1:27 pm (Jokes and Funny SMS)
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp,
Graham bell used 2 study in candle,
shakespear used 2 study in street light.
Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..!!!
sale din mein jakh marte the kya?
Do you want to know?
April 24th, 2008 at 2:54 am (English SMS, Jokes and Funny SMS)
Here is question for you!
143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Murga Sardar tha
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:51 pm (Jokes and Funny SMS, Sardar Jokes and SMS, Urdu SMS)
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order.
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
Mom to pehcana kaysay?
April 21st, 2008 at 10:42 pm (Jokes and Funny SMS, Urdu SMS)
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???